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Tomcat

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what changes?

Posted by Tomcat Jan 21, 2010

I was shooting April O'Neil today - NOOO, not the tv cartoon character, but the porn star! Anyway, I was shooting her in this college dorm set and she was mid-scene having a rocking orgasm (and I am NOT just saying that she came so hard she fell asleep afterward!) and I thought - "what changes?" Machines fuck, girls cum and still I am smiling away like I swallowed a big canery. Then it hit me - the girls. The girls are always changing and discovering something they didn't think was possible with the machines. Now, I know this might seem stupidly obvious because 1) I am clearly attracted to girls 2) clearly attrated to sticking things inside them at fast speeds and 3) that a girl cumming is the hottest thing on the planet. I mean, when a moan makes your dick hard, that is a thing of pure beauty. But, there it is, still amazing still hot and fucking rocking my world as much as it rocks theirs.

 

There was a recent thread on an FM shoot regarding a model - some liked her, some didn't. And that's fair and fine and perfectly acceptable but it just got me to thinking that after all these years of fuckingmachines nailing chics, it's still amazing because of the ladies that spread their legs and fuck and cum and squirt and scream. Pure gold, I say.

 

All right, I am as wiped as April O'Neil

 

Have something good for dinner all,

 

Tomcat

 

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perving on bellalynn's ass.

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I hope you caught the live show today. If you missed it - the edited verision will go live in a few weeks time.

 

This shoot was done more like a regular update and less like a taylored live show. Meaning you got to see what it's like to be on set with the action instead of the action being drivin by the chat and member suggestions.

 

My quesition to you is - which do you prefer? Live show done with direct interaction from the chat or this kind of regular update shooting with some interaction from the models and crew?

 

 

Let me know what you think. And again if you missed this hot shoot with Lorelei Lee and Charley Chase it will go live in few weeks. Currently I am washing the squirt out of my eye, ear and face  - thanks Charley!

 

Tomcat

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Today there is a live with Fuckingmachines  Hall of Fame Babes Charley Chase and Lorelei Lee. These two will be dressed as hottie nurses in a little medical role play with machine to match.

 

1pm Pacific Standard time LIVE - you can chat with me and the models, watch all the behind the scenes set up and of course live machine fucking.

 

The show is FREE to members and .99 kinks per minute for non-members.

 

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See you there.

 

Tomcat

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Alexis Texas is arguably the best ass in the biz. She proved my point - which was no contest, really - that she would look hot even a burlap sack. Pictured below in these sneak preview images - the sack and her ass.

 

Alexis will only appear on Kink's  fuckingmachines.com site. She had a gate way shag into our kinky world so maybe, maybe she'll dip a little deeper into the pool....but for now you can see her this month on Fuckingmachines.com

 

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Happy New Year all.

Posted by Tomcat Dec 31, 2009

Currently I am sitting in my underwear with a trucker hat on and baileys in my coffee. This, this is vacation.

 

I hope everyone has had a well earned break, got what you wanted for christmas or otherwise. I hope you all have shagged, watched porn as much as you want, slept and ate something with more fat or sugar or beef than humanly necessary.

 

let's all ring the New Years eve bell for 2010 with a hard on - it will be a great year for FM and kink as we increase the live show broadcasts and continue to shoot the hottest girls in the industry and in our back yard.

 

Be safe, make memories

 

Tomcat

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I can't fucking believe this DECADE ends in 8 days. It has gone by so fast.

 

Happy Holidays to all and of course, happy new year as we ring in 2010 - holy shit.

 

New Years resolutions anyone? Personally, I am going to drink more water and harass Princess Donna more - I just threw condoms at her from my desk. She didn't notice. I have a dildo on my desk, I'll try that next.tomcat1.jpg

Happy New Year.

 

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Tomcat

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hey

 

It's the show down today  - Pornstar vs. Amateur featuring FuckingMachines hall of fame babe, Bobbi Star againsts November's Amateur Girl Friday winner, Ela Darling.

 

Watch it all live as it happens from the castle  and join the chat with me and Cherry Torn. You can cheer for your favourite, vote on who has the best orgasms and chat up the models.

 

Show starts at 1pm PST. Join us.

 

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Who misses Harmony Rose?

Posted by Tomcat Dec 8, 2009

I do. She went back to school this past september and there is certainly a lack of her presence here at kink. I know Harmony will be as great at school as she is being schooled.

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tomcat

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ELA DARLING - with 14 votes. Thank you to the 28 members who voted, you've picked the winner.

 

The shoot will be LIVE Dec 9th 1pm PST the first ever Porn star VS. Amateur LIVE shoot featuring FuckingMachines Hall of Fame hottie - Bobbi Star vs. Amateur Girl Friday winner - Ela Darling.

 

Live from the Castle these two will duke it out on the machines - Pussy vs. Pussy maybe even Ass vs. Ass if I can do some convincing! The show will be free for members and 0.57 kinks per minute for non-members so join and watch the whole damn thing!

There will be a live chat where you can make requests, cheer on your favourite model and chat directly with me and the crew.

See you next wednesday.

 

FuckingMachines Hall of Fame hottie, Bobbi Star vs. Amateur Girl Friday Winner, Ela Darling

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Tomcat

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turkey

Posted by Tomcat Nov 24, 2009

This year I will be eating vegetarian turkey. vegetarian Turkey. vegetarian turkey - I was hoping if I wrote it enough it would seem ok to eat fake meat for the holiday. Meh.

 

I used to be vegetarian - for ten years, vegan even for some of that time. Then a dear friend of mine happened to be cooking Buffalo and there was no going back. I mean I lived ten years without bacon - what the hell was I thinking?  I do have to say though those ten meat-free years taught me the value of great food and that meat should not be of less quality than your potatoes. So I eat meat now but good meat that - here it comes - is sustainability raised, morally killed or  at least subjected to less bullshit. No meat should cost a buck.

 

Now that said, I will be putting a fox on your plate this year for FuckingMachines.com members. Meet Jayden Cole - hot as fuck, sexy and fun. She'll be up tomorrow just in time for you to see her get stuffed before stuffing yourselves. Happy Thanksgiving, America. Be well, be thankful, don't drink and drive and by all means wish me luck with the fake meat.

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Tomcat

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The amateur girls started appearing on the site in March of this year. I have to say it's been a fuck ton of fun. I suppose the more professional way to say that is - it's been a fuck ton of fun. Shooting girls  who are trying out porn and machines for the FIRST TIME in their lives has been so hot and challenging and real.

 

The four amateur girls in november are in a popularity contest to win a chance to come back in December and fuck machines in a LIVE show with FuckingMachines Hall of Fame girl, Bobbi Starr. It's a contest JUST to get invited back and then that lucky amateur will go up against the porn star great, Bobbi Star in a Post Star vs. Amateur shoot. And if that's not enough, we going to shoot them LIVE. See the action as it happens including pre-show confessionals from both models, behind the scenes action and anything that happens from orgasms to bloopers all live without cutting or edits. The deadline to vote is December 1st, 2009. To watch the shoots and vote, you must be a member of FuckingMachines.com so click here to sign up today. Here are the contestants:

 

Ela Darling - shoot to debut Nov 4th, 2009.

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Claire - shoot to debut Nov 13th, 2009

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Amber ann - shoot to debut Nov 20th, 2009

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Brittany - shoot to debut Nov 27th, 2009

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AMATEUR GIRL FRIDAYS - LIVE !

Posted by Tomcat Oct 15, 2009

This Friday October 16th at 5pm PST - Fuckingmachines.com will broadcast a brand new amateur girl friday LIVE from the castle. Login and watch as we shoot behind the scenes, machine rigging, and the entire first time experience of a porn virgin. This show is free to members. Come see it all. Go here for more details: kinklive.com or log into to fuckingmachines.com

 

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Tomcat

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Check out this story on CNN! http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/30/why.women.have.sex/index.html?iref=newssear ch

You have to love the quote, "A study from Rutgers University found that, during orgasm, women were able to tolerate 75 percent more pain."

 

 

I thought I would include it for you all to see!

 

Tomcat

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NAME THE NEW MACHINE!

Posted by Tomcat Aug 21, 2009

Fuckingmachines.com adds another beauty and beast to its growing arsenal of over 20 custom machines. Machines like Fuckzilla, the Crystal Palace and the Titan can only be see in action here. Rounding out the army is a new machine that was inspired by gym equipment, in particular, a thigh stretching machine that gynamst use. So what the hell should we call it? The Spreader is too easy and doesn't capture the entire machine capabilities. Not only does this machine allow for automated spreading of the girl's legs, it fucks her too and has the option of bondage. J.S. Bishop has taken my love of exercise and machine fucking girls and created a truly amazing machine. Below are some images of the machine christianing with Bobbi Star. Post your suggestions here and be sure to check out BehindKink.com on Monday when they do a little intro piece and the official naming contest.

 

Tomcat

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