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Monica Santiago

Posted by Tomcat Mar 11, 2010

Hold my calls - I am taking a nap on these ass cheeks.8789_MonicaSantiago.jpg

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...laying on my couch writing about a live show. I think Donna's pics might be more exciting. I mean, I'm not carving "live show" into my arm, just drinking coffee.

1pm PST FM has a live show with Ashley Fires. Come watch, she's hot. Photo-12.jpg

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Startint this March 1, 2010 - FuckingMachines.com will now update on Monday, Wednesday, AND Friday.

 

The shoots -

 

There will be no interviews unless there is bondage. No more chatting, just fucking. The interviews are usually 2 -6 minutes of an update but now you have 2-6 minutes more fucking, wanking, cumming, squirting...you get the idea.

 

The updates -

 

Will be between 15-25 minutes. This will be more content than the current set up and the biggest plus is their will be a variety of girls all week. With the old way of updating, you had to wait a full week if girl/scene was not your thing. Now, you get a variety of girls all week long so if you don't like the Blond on Monday then maybe it's the squirter on Wednesday or the Anal fucking on Friday or the big tits, or the MILF, or the famous pornstar, or the dp or the Red Head and so on will be hot for you and you will get to see her quicker than ever!

 

There will also be more live shows - I will have the scheduled monthly broadcast that you can check the calendar for and plan on and then when it the mood strikes, we'll just plug in and fire up live. I'll do this on update days so you can see it happening when you check for the week update.

 

The girls -

 

If you like a model you can now follow her through the month or months as she appears on the site instead of just getting her once and never again. There will still be amateur girls, just not set on Fridays. So if you are really into the amateur girl fridays, then good, you will get those new porn virgins through out the mouth AND if I shoot a hot girl, then I can get her on the site and out to you much quicker now that I can put her up on any day.

 

What stays -

 

The hardcore machine fucking and screaming orgasms. The meat of this site will not change just the plate it's served on.

 

See you Monday and Wednesday and Friday.

 

Tomcat

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Not just one but TWO amateurs today. I just booked Crystal - a local new girl. She will be trying out the machines first, then on to the feature girl for today - Tasha.

 

Join in!

 

Tomcat

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Team Speculum

Posted by Tomcat Feb 16, 2010

It's pretty amazing in there!

 

Jesse Cox took this team building photo for us - go fuckingmachines!

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what changes?

Posted by Tomcat Jan 21, 2010

I was shooting April O'Neil today - NOOO, not the tv cartoon character, but the porn star! Anyway, I was shooting her in this college dorm set and she was mid-scene having a rocking orgasm (and I am NOT just saying that she came so hard she fell asleep afterward!) and I thought - "what changes?" Machines fuck, girls cum and still I am smiling away like I swallowed a big canery. Then it hit me - the girls. The girls are always changing and discovering something they didn't think was possible with the machines. Now, I know this might seem stupidly obvious because 1) I am clearly attracted to girls 2) clearly attrated to sticking things inside them at fast speeds and 3) that a girl cumming is the hottest thing on the planet. I mean, when a moan makes your dick hard, that is a thing of pure beauty. But, there it is, still amazing still hot and fucking rocking my world as much as it rocks theirs.

 

There was a recent thread on an FM shoot regarding a model - some liked her, some didn't. And that's fair and fine and perfectly acceptable but it just got me to thinking that after all these years of fuckingmachines nailing chics, it's still amazing because of the ladies that spread their legs and fuck and cum and squirt and scream. Pure gold, I say.

 

All right, I am as wiped as April O'Neil

 

Have something good for dinner all,

 

Tomcat

 

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perving on bellalynn's ass.

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I hope you caught the live show today. If you missed it - the edited verision will go live in a few weeks time.

 

This shoot was done more like a regular update and less like a taylored live show. Meaning you got to see what it's like to be on set with the action instead of the action being drivin by the chat and member suggestions.

 

My quesition to you is - which do you prefer? Live show done with direct interaction from the chat or this kind of regular update shooting with some interaction from the models and crew?

 

 

Let me know what you think. And again if you missed this hot shoot with Lorelei Lee and Charley Chase it will go live in few weeks. Currently I am washing the squirt out of my eye, ear and face  - thanks Charley!

 

Tomcat

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Today there is a live with Fuckingmachines  Hall of Fame Babes Charley Chase and Lorelei Lee. These two will be dressed as hottie nurses in a little medical role play with machine to match.

 

1pm Pacific Standard time LIVE - you can chat with me and the models, watch all the behind the scenes set up and of course live machine fucking.

 

The show is FREE to members and .99 kinks per minute for non-members.

 

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See you there.

 

Tomcat

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Alexis Texas is arguably the best ass in the biz. She proved my point - which was no contest, really - that she would look hot even a burlap sack. Pictured below in these sneak preview images - the sack and her ass.

 

Alexis will only appear on Kink's  fuckingmachines.com site. She had a gate way shag into our kinky world so maybe, maybe she'll dip a little deeper into the pool....but for now you can see her this month on Fuckingmachines.com

 

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Happy New Year all.

Posted by Tomcat Dec 31, 2009

Currently I am sitting in my underwear with a trucker hat on and baileys in my coffee. This, this is vacation.

 

I hope everyone has had a well earned break, got what you wanted for christmas or otherwise. I hope you all have shagged, watched porn as much as you want, slept and ate something with more fat or sugar or beef than humanly necessary.

 

let's all ring the New Years eve bell for 2010 with a hard on - it will be a great year for FM and kink as we increase the live show broadcasts and continue to shoot the hottest girls in the industry and in our back yard.

 

Be safe, make memories

 

Tomcat

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I can't fucking believe this DECADE ends in 8 days. It has gone by so fast.

 

Happy Holidays to all and of course, happy new year as we ring in 2010 - holy shit.

 

New Years resolutions anyone? Personally, I am going to drink more water and harass Princess Donna more - I just threw condoms at her from my desk. She didn't notice. I have a dildo on my desk, I'll try that next.tomcat1.jpg

Happy New Year.

 

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Tomcat

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hey

 

It's the show down today  - Pornstar vs. Amateur featuring FuckingMachines hall of fame babe, Bobbi Star againsts November's Amateur Girl Friday winner, Ela Darling.

 

Watch it all live as it happens from the castle  and join the chat with me and Cherry Torn. You can cheer for your favourite, vote on who has the best orgasms and chat up the models.

 

Show starts at 1pm PST. Join us.

 

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Who misses Harmony Rose?

Posted by Tomcat Dec 8, 2009

I do. She went back to school this past september and there is certainly a lack of her presence here at kink. I know Harmony will be as great at school as she is being schooled.

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ELA DARLING - with 14 votes. Thank you to the 28 members who voted, you've picked the winner.

 

The shoot will be LIVE Dec 9th 1pm PST the first ever Porn star VS. Amateur LIVE shoot featuring FuckingMachines Hall of Fame hottie - Bobbi Star vs. Amateur Girl Friday winner - Ela Darling.

 

Live from the Castle these two will duke it out on the machines - Pussy vs. Pussy maybe even Ass vs. Ass if I can do some convincing! The show will be free for members and 0.57 kinks per minute for non-members so join and watch the whole damn thing!

There will be a live chat where you can make requests, cheer on your favourite model and chat directly with me and the crew.

See you next wednesday.

 

FuckingMachines Hall of Fame hottie, Bobbi Star vs. Amateur Girl Friday Winner, Ela Darling

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Tomcat

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