I stink at updating my blog, but it's cause I can't tell who reads it!!!!! Am I just talking to myself?

All I have to report is the following....

Last night I went to a strip club and threw dollars at girls. It was fully nude and you could touch, so naturally I was awkward. Girls kept grabbing my boobs and then I felt like they should be paying me.

My body hasn't been bruise or scar free in months, so I'm a happy camper. I love me a good beating. It's been two weeks since the last time I got one though......

That's all. Love you guys.

xo