Real news article today:
Ex NY Yankee baseball slugger (1995 era) calls 911 to report his car stolen in Arizona. Cops run his name.
He owes $275K in back child support and has a probation violation warrant from 5 years ago. BUSTED!!!
He comes home to girl friend from a Saturday golf outting.
"Hi honey! How'd you do?"
"Oh...soso. But we won the 50/50!!!"
"What'd we win???" she asks excitedly
"A seven day golf vacation to Scotland! We stay in an ancient castle and play golf on…
I think this was in NYC.
A cop was just off duty and was heading to his car. Two guys asked him if he'd sell them some coke. "OK" he said.
They needed to use an ATM to get cash. He took them into the police station. They used the public ATM and ga…